Friday, May 31, 2013

Bra Review! Freya Hello Dolly

So, the next bra I tried on in this last batch was Freya's Hello Dolly, which, with it's little bubushkas printed all over it, is absolutely adorable.  I tried it on in a 30H (UK).

 
Hello Dolly! Now with more Russian dolls and less show tunes.

Unfortunately, I found that the fabric itself is not nearly as nice as it looks in the picture--in the photo it looks vaguely cottonish, but it was the same kinda nasty polyester that the Alana was made from.  Still, the print is adorable, even if the fabric wasn't super nice.  It was also unlined (strike two), and, after trying it on, I'm pretty sure that Freya manufactures Bravissimo's house brand.  It fit very much like the Alana, with too much weight going on the shoulders and that same bizarre shape.  Like the other one, it somehow lifted the girls up and in and pushing them down and out at the same time.  I also had a little overspill on the top--not a whole lot, but just enough to be noticeable, especially with the weird profile shape.  Apart from the shape, the cup did fit fairly well, but I would probably need to drop a band size for adequate support.  (seriously, what is up with my body?)


Pros:
--adorable!  If it had been supportive I would have kept it, in spite of the shape.
--average priced (if ordered from a British supplier--I've noticed there tends to be about a $15 difference between domestic pricing and British, which about covers shipping.  Something to keep in mind if you're ordering several at a time.)


Cons:
--bizarre cup shape
--band runs a little big (a 28 would probably give me sufficient support, but I don't like it enough to try)
--sleazy fabric
minimizes (might be a pro for some)
unlined (might be a pro for some)

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

The Bra-dyssey continues! Bravissimo Alana

Well, it's that time again.  After the Ewa Michalaks didn't quite work out, I said to myself, well, maybe the bras I'd been getting were just stretched out and decided to try ordering a new batch in the same 32G size.

No dice--a couple of minutes on and I was already in a world of pain.  So, it's time to start trying some new brands (and new companies--as much as I like Her Room, their selection above G (UK) is pretty depressing).  Unfortunately, there are not a lot of domestic options, so I turned to a British site I'd heard about--Bravissimo.  They stock a fair amount of bras by Freya and Panache, and they also have their own label.  Also worth noting is the fact that they are significantly cheaper on bra styles that are also carried by online retailers stateside (we're talking $45 for a $70 bra).  So, I took a look and put together an order based on a) what looked pretty b) previous bra fit experiences, c) reviews and d) what my husband liked.

Well, that order came in today, and I was disappointed.  First off, three of the four bras I ordered were apparently unlined (I prefer light padding or at least a lining to keep my nipples from poking out).  I still gave them a shot, though, and our next few posts will be detailing my findings.  Unfortunately for me, none of the ones from this order are going to give me the support I need, so they're all going to go back.  I'll let you know how Bravissimo is about returns as soon as I find out.  On a related note, I tried a couple different styles of their house brand, and a Freya--I skipped Panache altogether because they don't appear to make lined/padded bras at all.


Bravissimo Alana


Once again, photo from the site I ordered from (sorry,I try to limit the number of pictures of my boobs on the internet).

According to Bravissimo, this is one of their best sellers.  And, you must admit, it's cute and sexy with its lacy cup.  I measured myself again, and, after seeing a few reviews that suggested it fit similar to Freya, and looking at my notes, I decided to try it in a 30H (UK).  I went with the turquoise you see here because the hubby liked that one the best.

I was disappointed when I discovered it was unlined (I mean, seriously, do other girls nips not poke out when they get cold?).  I know unlined styles tend to be popular among girls my size--the complaint you see with padded bras is always, "Aren't my boobs big enough already?"  I still went ahead and gave it a try, though, because my old bras are putting me in some serious pain.

Surprisingly, it mostly fit (the cups looked really small when I pulled it out of the box).  However, once I had it on for a little while, I could tell the shoulder straps were doing most of the work (OW!) and the cups were shaped really weird.  The hubby said they were torpedo shaped, but I found them to be oddly flat on top, like the bottom of the cup was lifting me up and in and the top of the cup was pushing them down and out--my nipples were getting aimed almost sideways, and I was poking out the top a little.  
Only slight less lumpy, at least on the left.

It was really bizarre.  I've never had a bra push me up and push me down at the same time.  It was not flattering, and made my boobs look smaller.  Some girls like that sort of effect, but I'm okay with my boobs being right out there--it distracts from my belly fat (even for me) and works well as a distraction.  Of course, I don't get the catcalls other girls say they do, either.  My boobs are one of my best physical features--I got 'em, I'd like to flaunt 'em.  Overall, the shape of the cup was just wrong--my tatas aren't shaped like that.

Also worth noting is the fabric is kinda crappy.  I don't have anything against polyester and man made fibers, but the fabric this one was made out of was not the most pleasant.  It looked okay, but....

Definitely not for me.

Pros:
--affordable
--wide and cheerful color selection (lime green and bright pink, among other colors)

Cons:
--bizarre cup shape
--band runs a little big (a 28 would probably give me sufficient support, but I don't like it enough to try)
--sleazy fabric
minimizes (might be a pro for some)
unlined (might be a pro for some)

Monday, May 6, 2013

Jumping on the Ewa Michalak Bandwagon

Bet you thought I wasn't coming back, didncha?  Bwahaha!  Seriously, though, the last batch was pretty much the same brand I've already reviewed a bunch of, so I figured adding in a couple new bras by the same manufacturer that fit like the rest of their bras do would be a bit overkill.  Also, it's been a really busy winter/spring.

Still, that time of year is rolling around again--the time when my boulder holders are wearing out and starting to hurt my shoulders.  I've also noticed lately that the girls keep trying to escape, so a size a adjustment may be needed, too.  God knows why--my weight's held steady.  My best guess is that as I've gone up in the cup, more of my breast tissue is sitting on my chest where it should be instead of getting smooshed around my sides.

Now, the last batch I ordered consisted of Parfait by Affinitas bras in a 32G (Charlotte, Fiona, and Kimberly, if you're curious.  That last one fit a bit tighter than usual for the brand).  Since the girls keep trying to escape, I thought I might try going up a cup size, but, unfortunately, Parfait tops out at a UK G.  I looked at some of the other brands, but they seem to get increasingly expensive and the color selection drops dramatically after G.

So I decided to take the plunge and try a polish designer I've heard good things about--Ewa Michalak.  I only ordered two to start with, because money's a bit tight and if I was going to have to return anything I didn't want to have a whole lot tied up in it.  They have a wide variety of sizes (no seriously, and if they don't have it, they can make it) and styles, and they even have notes about how each style fits (i.e. this one pushes up, this one pushes in, etc.).  The site can be a bit tricky to navigate if you accidentally wander into the polish section, but overall it's pretty easy to find what you're looking for.  I love how they have a variety of models to show you how the bras will look on a real human being--they have a little model, and an average one, and a holy shit those things are huge one.  Also worth noting is that while their size calculator is in metric (25.4 mm to 1 in), the drop down menus to select your size do have the imperial units on them.

I'd heard they ran on the tight side--when you measure for your band with their calculator, you want to measure TIGHT (like, you might want to stop breathing for a minute tight).  I sort guessed at what I needed, and opted for a 32GG (70GG), which was a smaller band than the calculator recommended.

They seem to recommend the plunge style for larger busts, so I decided to order the PL Carmen and the PL Ametyst.  I really liked the sexy/cute look of these two, and the Carmen is being discontinued, so it was also cheaper.

PL Carmen  


PL Ametyst

Now, the chief complaint I've heard from this cut is that you wind up with your boobs under your chin.  Personally, I've never had this problem with a plunge, but then again I like a strong firm support under the girls and don't mind making my fabulous cleavage even more amazing.

Anywho, paypal worked out the exchange between zlotys and USD and with shipping, it came out to about $96--not bad, considering most bras in my size run about $50 ($40 on a really good day) and I shipped it from Poland (Seriously, I've paid more for stuff shipped domestically).  I also found the various status emails written with an eastern European accent delightful (No, really, if not for some ancestors of mine moving stateside, I'd have an eastern European accent, too).

The return policy seems a bit strict--10 days, but I checked and that's from when you receive it, and when it's postmarked, so that's not really that bad (I worried, because it takes longer for international shipping).  I will also say, they shipped relatively quick--a week or so.

And of course, that brings us to today, when they actually arrived.  Fresh out of the box, they looked pretty close to the right size, and they were absolutely gorgeous.  Magically enough, my best guess was just right and they fit remarkably well.  They're soft and comfy, too.  The don't have any side boning, like most of the others you find in this size range, which was an unexpected pleasure (I've found that as my previous bras wear, the boning beings to poke me in a most unpleasant manner).  Now, I will say, once I got the girls situated, I did have the," Damn those things are huge," moment when I looked down, but well, they are, and it was nice to see them held up the way they should be.

The Carmen has removable pads (most Ewa Michalak bras do, so you can correct for asymmetry), but it fits well with them in there, and well, I don't really care.  It'd be a good selling point for girls who are between cup sizes or asymmetrical.  The Ametyst actually provides even more lift--the most amazing thing is the effortless way the bras seem to accomplish that, too.  Also, while they're made with the traditional powernet in the back, they don't seem as stretchy as other bras I've seen, which should improve how they wear.  Ask me if they still feel good in six months.

All in all, I'm glad I finally took the plunge and placed an order with them, and I look forward to ordering more from this company.



UPDATE 5-14-13:

Having gone all day with each bra, they don't give quite as much support as I'd expected, and I found the straps to be a bit on the short side.  I suspect if I went down to a 30 in the band I'd get better support, but I don't think the straps would be long enough.  I'll still wear them, but I don't think now is the time for this brand for me.  I think I'm going to go back with Parfait--I feel like I could get a better fit, but the size I'd have to go with (depending on brand I'd probably need around a 30H, since Parfait runs small in the band), the alternatives are ugly and/or really expensive.  My 32G's from Parfait are good enough for now, and at this point I just want my shoulders to stop hurting so much.  I know new bras that aren't all stretched out should give me the support I need.